people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES”
ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up
there’s also an ant that protects a single caterpillar that oozes sugary stuff from these little things on its butt.
ants are fucked up
I live by ‘Go big or go home.’ That’s with everything. It’s like either commit and go for it or don’t do it at all. I apply that to everything. I apply that to relationships, I apply that to like sports, I apply that to everything. That’s what I live by. That’s how I like it.
I DON’T BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
wHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE DO THIS OH MY FUCKING GOD IT TAKES LIKE THREE SECONDS TO CHANGE THE ROLL OF TOLIET PAPER EVERYONE IN THE THIS HOUSE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND GUESS WHERE THE TOLIET PAPER IS???? NOT ON THE GOD DAMN TOLIET PAPER ROLL HOLDER.
I feel this on a spiritual level
WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF
If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable
so you mean to tell me there are people who are sexually active on this site? people who actually leave their computers